I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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