i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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