Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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