matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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