just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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