What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
