so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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