oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
