I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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