D3 body, D1 cock
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats