Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You need a sexual gate keeper
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl