the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm both gender and math confused
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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