how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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