You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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