Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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