Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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