Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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