I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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