Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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(469): View more from Texas

is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(310): View more from California

I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(281): View more from Texas

Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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