i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.