I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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