She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think I sprained my soul last night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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