awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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he was CRYING into my vagina
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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