I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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