But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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