North Korea, Best Korea!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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