There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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