STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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