Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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