Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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