Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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