i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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