Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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