Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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