Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
