she was so not down for the gang bang
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me