Where is the hickey?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.