Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Found your dick twin last night
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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