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(402): View more from Nebraska

Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in

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(847): View more from Illinois

i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(772): View more from Florida

I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.

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(512): View more from Texas

He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.

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