At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you would pick up someone in the library
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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