god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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