its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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