they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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