you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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