four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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