I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Randomize