Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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