return my video game
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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