Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
this will be a night to untag.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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