addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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