My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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