thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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