He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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