All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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