yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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