i need an iv and a liver transplant
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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