dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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