so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize