so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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