Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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