When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
