That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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