nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
