I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Randomize
