I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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